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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 18, 2011 16:33:50 GMT -5
Here it goes again. This is a very fun and famous forum game. The objective is simple: be king of the hill. Knock down the previous king by any means necessary, and take the spot.
For example, a post would be:
Mario jumps on the hill. Mario is now king of the hill.
Next post would be:
Luigi stares at Mario. Mario dies because of Weegee stare. Luigi is now king of the hill.
Get it? Here it goes!
A little puppy trots onto and lays down on the hill. The Puppy is King of the Hill.
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Post by srgtmaster on Jan 18, 2011 16:38:01 GMT -5
A secret switch is pressed and a hidden catapult sends the puppy over the moon.
The hidden catapult is now King of the Hill
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 18, 2011 16:49:53 GMT -5
A fire breaks out. The catapult burns to ashes. Of course, the hill, it's grass, and anything else non-catapult related is untouched. Suddenly, a daemon appears on the hill saying rawr and stuffs.
Daemon is King of the Hill.
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Post by srgtmaster on Jan 18, 2011 16:52:36 GMT -5
a Very Ugly Wo-/Man(?) walks up to the daemon and says "OHai"
His breath instantly slays the poor daemon....
the Very Ugly Wo/Man(?) is now King of The Hill.
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 18, 2011 16:57:54 GMT -5
Psyker appears on the hill. Due to blindness, he cannot die from uglyness. Then he successfully forms and shoots a Force Bolt, killing the enemy. WITHOUT PERILS OR PHENOMENA.
Psyker is now King of the Hill.
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Post by srgtmaster on Jan 18, 2011 17:05:54 GMT -5
Witch-Burning Crowd witnesses this and attacks Psyker, who is overwhealmed and burned a a covinently-placed dtake.
Witch-Burning Crowd is now King of The Hill
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 18, 2011 17:08:07 GMT -5
(Correction: Witch-Burning Crowd are now Rulers of the Hill ^^)
Person yells "ANTIDISESBLISHMENTARIANISM!" into the crowd. They dont know that it means, so they flee a tsunami...? ._.
Person is now King of the Hill.
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Post by srgtmaster on Jan 18, 2011 17:10:57 GMT -5
An Edjumikated Fellow walks up and says "The Word"
Person randomly explodes as his head tries to understand what the Fellow said.
Edjumikated Fellow is now King of The Hill
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 18, 2011 17:37:29 GMT -5
Orc comes and booty-calls the Fellow. Moaning, cursing, and movement can be dectected from the nearest bush.
Grass is Ruler of Hill.
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Post by akumaneko on Jan 18, 2011 18:11:24 GMT -5
necromancer calls forth his zomby armie. grass suddendly dies. Zombie armie is king of the hill  |
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 18, 2011 18:18:58 GMT -5
Maple Cleric+Max Heal+Max MP Eater+Max Buffs= Zombie doom. Maplestory Cleric comes and uses hea to kill all Zombies, takes their MP, survives their attacks due to buffs, and he becomes a priest.
Priest is now King of the Hill.
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Post by srgtmaster on Jan 18, 2011 18:27:55 GMT -5
Tax Collector Walks up To Priest and imposes a random tax on Priest, leaving him a Lvl 0 NPC, who leaves cry "FML!!!!"
Tax Collector is now King of The Hill
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 19, 2011 15:58:24 GMT -5
Suddenly, IRS fires Tax Collector. He walks away crying. Then, a lightning bolt strikes the hill.
Nitrates are now Rulers of the Hill.
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Post by srgtmaster on Jan 20, 2011 10:58:42 GMT -5
I walk onto the hill, place a flag, and walk away...blowing the nitrates away.
Flag is now King of the Hill.
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Post by Genis Sage on Jan 20, 2011 16:21:13 GMT -5
Akumaneko's Ignis walks onto the hill. She sees the flag, and suddenly goes into a destructive ramapge, saying :HOWAOKNFOSAINFDOISAND NO FLAGS ON HILL! BURN!" You know what happens to the flag.
Ignis is Queen of the Hill.
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