King of the Hill

[srgtmaster]

The Cow herder walks onto the hill and turns the cows into burger patties. The Herder leaves.

Giant pile of Burger Patties is now King of the Hill

[modoru]

MUNCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX~~~!!!!

A Munchlax, smelling the burgers, bounds to the hill and shoves them all down it's gullet. After finishing them all, it lets out a huge burp, then glows white and evolves into Snorlax. The Snorlax promptly falls on its back and takes one of its infamous naps.

Snorlax is the sleeping King of the Hill.

[srgtmaster]

A new secret Dwitch has been tripped!

A badly-hidden Tribuchet launches the snoring Snorlax somewhere over pluto's moon!

Badly hidden Trebuchet is now the badly-hidden King of the Hill!!!

[Genis Sage]

FIRESTORM!

Tribuchet is no more. A mansion drops on he hill.

Mansion is ruler of the hill.

[srgtmaster]

A federal agency uses the mansion on the hill as a larger-scale nuketown.

Feds drop the A-Bomb nearby, destroying everything but somehow leaving the hills itself unharmed.

Nuclear Fallout is King of the Hill

[Genis Sage]

Genis survives Nuclear Fallout using a mixture of Gravity Well to keep the fallout outside and Absolute to keep himself from being tainted. Oh, and a miniature continuous Explosion to keep warm.

Genis is the ultimately protected King of the Hill.

[death]

sasuke walks onto the hill ignoring gravity , stands there , without any warning a laughably large crowd of fan girls run after him, trampling genis down to a pulp, sasuke runs for his life.
A half dead genis is still the king of the hill.

[akumaneko]

Medics come running in and put the unconscious Genis in a stretcher and ran to the hospital.

then suddenly a huge dimensional portal opened. and a tiny fly with the Gm's face came out of it and landed on the hill.

EVIL fly with the GM's face on it is king of the hill.

[Genis Sage]

Colette flies onto the hill. Sensing the evil power, she tries to use Holy Song, but makes a mistake- a good mistake. Holy Judgment activates, purging the fly from this world.

Colette trips on the hill, and she is now Queen of the Hill.

[death]

king kong falls from the skye crushing collete, king kong is now king of hill!

yay ^^
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[srgtmaster]

dozens for little planes fly around king kong, driving him towards a mysteriously convinient building in the distance.

A meteor crashes down onto the hill, which somehow takes the hit like a massive piece of jello, deforming with the hit before bouncing back into shape.

Crashed(?) meteor is King of the Hill!

[death]

^^

[akumaneko]

an unknown alien species comes out of the meteor and begins to evolve at an unprecedented rate then began to lift and carry the meteor away.

A weird little creature walks up the hill and sits. the , um . . . . creature is king/queen/I-dont-freking-know of the hill.

[Genis Sage]

Suddenly, Eros (Also known as Cupid) comes. He shoots the creature with love arrows. A lot. So much that he dies. Literally. Internal bleeding, duh. What, did you think Eros was a little baby who's invisible and was harmless? Nope! Happy St. Valentines Day

Eros is now King of the Hill.

[death]

after the seemlessly endless slughter and laughter of many, death incarnates into the hill, bringing death to all who aproach it,


THE HILL OF DEATH IS NOW KING OF THE HILL.

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